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Saturday, February 04, 2006

Ride into the Danger Zone 



I had a very strange dream the other night. I walked into my kitchen and there is Tom Cruise at my sink getting a glass of tap water. As he's drinking his water I introduce myself and I share with him a theory that a friend of mine has about him.

Said friend, a while back, theorized that Tom Cruise is really an animatron who was built by the William Morris Agency specifically to date younger actresses and further their careers.

So as I am telling him this, he turns his head and a massive stream of water come out of his mouth like a firehose. He proceeds to douse me with water until I can no longer speak.

Then I woke up.

What the hell does this mean? Dream analyzers - I am calling out to you.



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