Sunday, December 11, 2005

Yo' Mama is sooooooooo..... 

A funny thing happened to me on the subway the other day. Actually, funny things happen on the New York subway rather frequently. But here's one example.

My friend Trisha and I were taking the 1 train from Times Square to a free screening of Brokeback Mountain (go see it - NOW!) at a theater near Lincoln Center. It was packed and we were right next to two young women who were telling tales and generally talking smack.

Then they started to trade "Yo Mama" jokes, of which I am an unabashed fan. This went on for a couple of minutes:

"Yo' Mama's hair is so nappy, she gotta take pain killers to comb her hair!"

"Yo' Mama's so broke, she went to McDonalds and put a milkshake on layaway!"

"Yo' Mama's so old, when I told her to act her age, the bitch DIED!"

Trisha and I were pretty much laughing our asses off and I finally turned to the girls and said "Yo' Mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper!". A slight pause followed by uproarious laughter. Then Trisha says "Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex she rolls over and smokes a turkey!" This went on for a few until we had to get off on 66th St.

Anyway, I would love to hear some "Yo' Mama" jokes from you all, if you know any. I suppose there is a list that I can find via the internet, but, well, I think that would make me a douchebag.

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